Archive for March, 2009

P90 Rest

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Husband here:  So, the first week of P90X is done. I guess that makes this P83X now, eh?

In an odd twist of irony, I can honestly say that Yoga X is the hardest routine, and Kenpo X is the easiest. Why is this? Whereas you might think Yoga X is all soulful, spiritual, contemplative, reflective, etc., it’s actually torturous; meanwhile whereas  you might think Kenpo X is all badass and aggressive, it’s actually quite fun and relaxing. The world works in odd and perplexing ways.

Today was a rest day. I could have either done stretches or just eat and drink beer, so I chose the latter. I hope you agree that I chose wisely.

Days 1-4 Retrospective

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

Husband here:

Not officially through the first four days but am close.

First off, P90X has been EXACTLY what I’m looking for, which is a program that relentlessly assaults and remedies my weaknesses. The bummer here is that I have far more than I realized, and I already knew I was weak. The good thing is Tony (whose blog I just found) encourages you to ditch the ego and focus on proper form and improvement over over-exertion for the sake of glory. That’s good, because this is humbling stuff.

Day 1: Chest & Back & Ab Ripper X

I don’t like push-ups. I don’t like pull-ups. The majority of this routine is doing variations of both until your arms are limp noodles. Weee. There are also some military-friendly exercises called “Dive Bombers” that simulate crawling underneath a fence, coming out the other side, thinking better of it, then crawling backwards again, repeat and so on. Shockingly enough, I could do that one, which suggests I am well prepared to trespass into fenced pastures if necessary! Nothing glamorous with this routine, just meat & potatoes type stuff.

Oh, and you end with Ab Ripper X, which is a 15 minute barrage to the abs. This is precisely another type of activity I would not do if left to my own devices. No worries, this program rubs your face in it. You’re not going to get out of this program without strong abs seems to be the message.

Day 2: Plyometrics

Partially fun, partially hell. This is definitely aerobic in nature as you jump around everywhere. A lot of the jumps simulate actual activities you might engage in if you’re not resigned to a desk-bound job in an air conditioned office; you know, stuff our forefathers might have done, like jumping across creeks, or hopping through rows of tires, practicing a jump shot in basketball, and so forth. All of this was novel for me as I haven’t played a sport in two years, and my legs felt like leprous sandbags by the end of the routine. Even simple exercises such as scampering around a towel in a circle  made me look like I was recovering from having been bed-ridden for a year.

Day 3: Shoulders & Arms

Suspiciously easy workout compared to the previous two. A lot of fairly conventional shoulder, bicep and tricep work, almost all of which I had done before. “This is not what I paid for!” I wanted to think, but secretly I was grateful it wasn’t more punishing. In the end, I had worked all the muscle groups to virtual failure, so I can’t complain too much about the effort required…and besides, little did I know what the next day would bring…

Oh, again, this session ends with Ab Ripper X. Fun ab onslaught.

Day 4: Yoga X

Holy Mother of God!!! This is one of the most humbling routines I’ve ever endured.  I felt like a crippled swan through most of this routine, as it emphasizes muscle endurance, balance, and flexibility, all of which I lack in spades. Most of the positions were vastly uncomfortable and I’d estimate I only did 50-60% of the overall routine to any sort of accuracy. Yes, it’s that hard. It’s the kind of thing I could see a cocky football player trying and quitting halfway through.
However, if you check your ego at the door, you just press through it and try to improve.

The first 50 minutes or so are the hellish part. The last 40 minutes (yes, another wrinkle, this is an hour and a half routine) are a little easier as they emphasize stretching more. The last 10 minutes are actually quite relaxing. Tony mentions that this is the “Yin” to the “Yang”, to which I thought, “Hey buddy, you only gave us 10 minutes of pure Yin and killed us the rest of the time!”

Oh well, I can always get a tamer Yoga program elsewhere if I want to get all relaxed with it.

Oh, below is the pose I attempted and failed at miserably. My goal is to be able to do it after the 90 day period.

Not for panzies

Not for panzies

Inspiration…

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

Day 1

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

I just finished my very first P90X workout – chest and body and the ab ripper.  When they say this stuff is X-treme its no joke.  I am not a stranger to resistence training but I have never been so exhausted after a workout.  My arms and back are definitely tired.  I realized that I can do all of the moves – some better than others.  The dive-bomber pushups are TOUGH.  I could only do 5 in the first set and 2 in the second.

As for the ab ripper – my entire body shook trying to finish 25 reps of each exercise.  I am certainly slower than the folks on the videos so I had to pause the DVD a few times so I could catch up.  By the end of the routine (only 16 minutes long) I could not do 4 of the 11 moves.  As far as I’m concerned there is no where to go but up… tons of room for improvement… and I’m not as strong as I thought I was.

I pushed play today.  Now I’m not so intimidated.

A thought on the nutrition side… it is a TON of food if you stick to their schedule.  I think I’m going to stick to the guidelines, but I will have to work up to the quantity.  I simply couldn’t eat it all!

I’m tired.

Good stuff.

For True

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

I am not a huge fan of infomercials.  AT. ALL.  I think that the Leg Magic is a total scam… sort of… ish.  One of my best friends has that thing and it is tough and boring and I think wholly ineffective.  She seems to like it so I won’t trash it completely… but back to infomercials.  I hate them.

So, when my husband returned from his vacation (which I happened to be on) he was a man possessed.  This seemed to satisfy the 80/20 rule that Timothy Ferris speaks so highly of… 90days out of a year and you’ll be in the best shape of your life…. yada yada yada.

I watched it… I was totally hooked… and I passed the Fit Test.  God Bless Tony Horton.  I’m ready.  So here’s to the next 90… you’ll be hearing a lot from us.  To give you an idea of how intimidated I feel, it took me an hour and  a half to figure out what I’m eating tomorrow.  (This is not normal… I’m completely OCD about planning.  That’s why it took us 3 days to get our ducks in a row.)

Starting P90X With Abandon

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

First of all, I should have started writing about our P90X experience last week, for my life has already changed drastically, and I still haven’t done a damn workout.

It all started when my wife and I were in a hotel room and saw the infomercial.

The New P90X Infomercial – Part #1

Now, there are only two infomercials that have ever almost swayed me into a hasty, regrettable purchase, and those are the ones for Slap Chop and Sham Wow.  I know, I know, nothing to be ashamed of as those are brilliant works of a visionary madman, but still. Transforming one’s body in 90 days is a dime-a-dozen sort of claim you hear about all the time. Unless you’re adopting an eating disorder, you can debate proper nutrition and workout regimens forever.

However.

This program piqued my interest because it incorporates weights, jumping, yoga, stretching, cardio, and kicking and punching. It also introduced the concept of “Muscle Confusion”, which suggests that consistent progress in strengthening and conditioning one’s body is possible by constantly changing up routines and “confusing” the body; keeping it guessing as it were.  In general my workout routines consist of going to the gym a couple of times a week, lifting weights and jumping on an exercise bike, rinse and repeat, etc. P90X resembled training for the UFC by comparison.

So my wife and I discussed it and when I got home from vacation I immediately went to Beachbody’s site and ordered the program.

For what it’s worth, I read tons of reviews of P90X before opting for the purchase, and most people had good things to say about the program and the company. Ordering from Beachbody was easy enough, but they sport what is quite possibly the most obnoxious marketing “Upsell” flow with their checkout I’ve ever seen. After you try to finalize your purchase, you are repeatedly taken to one screen after another asking you if you’d like to purchase protein bars, recovery drinks, pull-up bars, stretch bands, so on and so forth. It’s incredible — like buying something at a store and having the cashier try to get you to set up a credit card account, and buy some tube socks, or maybe some chapstick on the way out, or how about premium shampoo!

Beachbody also gave me a “Free” upgrade to some sort of expedited shipping. Yet shipping and handling still added about 30 bucks to the price, so instead of $120 the total price was $150. Thanks for that free service!

Nevertheless, the package arrived within a few days, and I could then progress to the next part of the program — figuring out what the hell to eat.

More on that later.

P90X Times Two

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

My wife and I are about to embark upon a quest of conquering P90X together. We will be keeping you posted about our results, so bear with us.