Archive for April, 2009

P90X and Basketball

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

So I used a rest day to apply my newfangled P90X conditioning to an honest-to-god physical pursuit outside of the confines of our living room. I know, it’s crazy. But I decided to play basketball with several coworkers at the local elementary school.

Now, first of all, let me say that’s it’s strange to play basketball at an elementary school. Aside from feeling like giants trouncing upon the land of The Lilliputians, we all had to restrain ourselves from showering curse words and unholy invectives in the heat of battle, lest we corrupt the little ones or invite the ire of their ever watchful guardians. Hardly ideal, but at the same time a good check on the social graces.

And how did my basketball fare now that I’m almost done with 5 weeks of P90x?

To be fair, we have to evaluate the full context of the situation. I haven’t shot a basketball in at least two years, and I haven’t been in excellent cardiovascular shape for at least eight years. So for me to expect to go out for the first time in ages and become the resident LeBron James is obvious the sheerest sort of delusion.

With that said, though, I have to say I kept up reasonably well given that we were playing full (albeit Lilliputian style) court and almost everyone there had been playing for the past several weeks and months. I was perhaps the lone newb, but I managed to keep up with everyone most of the time. I also, perhaps sadistically, began spotting weaknesses in my newfound adversaries. “That one heaves after a dead sprint! That one lacks any vertical leap. That one clearly can’t handle sudden side-to-side gyrations!” And so forth.  The funny thing is, I was doing this even though I was breathing hard and sucking wind in-between trips up and down the court. P90X is funny in that in inspires that sort of strategic competitive vision.

My shot was abysmal and my passing skills were a shade better than horrible, but overall I felt the promise of tapping into the sport like never before. I knew that my present cardiovascular weakness could be shaken out in a few weeks of basketball on my rest days and that all my other growing strengths would eventually reinforce natural progressions in the game. I am developing a foundation for sports again, but more than that, I’m developing better self-awareness for my physical strengths and weaknesses. All the Plyometrics, Legs and Back routines, Yoga and Abripper really provide a formidable foundation for pursuing damn near any physical activity.

And here’s an important thing some people might not realize. P90X is really a strength-conditioning program with some cardio incorporated. It is NOT cardio focused. However, it’s a well-rounded conditioning program that will improve everything for someone who isn’t accustomed to a well-rounded regimen.

So if P90X isn’t cardio-focused, what can I do to amp up my cardio fitness?

Is Insanity Next?

As it turns out, Beachbody seems to have done its homework and has realized there’s a fitness niche it hasn’t yet fully exploited. There are various and sundry strength conditioning workouts (Think P90X and P90X Plus and Chalean Extreme) and light aerobic workouts (Think Hip Hop Abs), but there aren’t any workouts that do for cardiovascular training what P90X does for strength training.

Until this summer.

Apparently a 10-13 disk, 60 day program called Insanity is going to be released in the Juneish time frame if all goes well. And, well, it looks insane.

To get an idea of what the program is like, check out the video:

I don’t know for certain whether I will attempt this program. Hell, I only have five weeks of P90X under my belt and still eight more weeks to go. But here’s what I do know — I love the feeling of progress and improvement. I also know I haven’t really tapped into my cardio potential for nearly a decade and that even the mighty P90X isn’t designed for that.

So I’m eying Insanity with a cautious but respectful glint of intrigue. It seems to possess something I’m still missing. Something that would make full-court basketball seem like a relaxing break. Something that might crush my ego and rebuild me anew right when I’m starting to feel smug.

We’ll see.

P90X – The “P” Stands for Perplexed

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

P90X defies any sort of predictability or clear sense of progress sometimes. Don’t get me wrong; there are many times when one sees obvious, tangible results. There are many times one feels like one is on the way to becoming a kick ass, chiseled, acrobatic specimen.

For instance:

  • When one can complete all 16 minutes of Ab Ripper X in one sitting without hitting pause and nails all 330+ reps, which happened for me just this week
  • When one begins incorporating REAL pull-ups into the workouts instead of 100% unassisted pull-ups
  • When one begins craving steamed veggies over french fries
  • When one can balance on one leg and extend the other leg straight out and grab the toe and maintain balance (”Not possible!”, I said, just two weeks ago…now it’s a party trick for me)
  • When one starts noticing the pants that were too tight begin to get a little looser and drafty (”Look, ma, I can pull out the waist band and see my shoes through my shorts!”)

And, yet.

There are times when one begins to completely doubt one’s  self.

Legs and Back is the routine that fills me with dread and fear. Just two weeks ago I puked during the routine because of the excesses of the previous night.  And this week, my fifth week in the program, it still kicked my derier.

To get a small taste of the routine, you can check out this woman’s youtube review:

Note that this maniac mentions she’s doing it twice a week. Why, Dear God, why? Why do P90Xers all too often feel the need to stretch out the masochism into more areas of life? Trust me, onlookers, Legs and Back is not fun. And, really, let’s be specific here, it’s the “Legs” portion that sucks.

Every exercise subjects your lower limbs to a deep, intense, burning lactic acid bath. It feels as if someone has managed to infiltrate your waist to pour buckets of lava down each leg hole. It is not fun. It is not something anyone should want to do twice a week, even if that someone is a lunatic self-improvement-obsessed-workoutaholic.

Now, in the workout’s defense, I’m sure it’s going to work at some point. The thing is, it’s the only routine where I haven’t seen clear, demonstrable progress. The routine is focused on doing a set number of reps moreso than using weight, so you’re really going to be doing similar numbers every week; the problem is, it doesn’t feel like I’m getting stronger. My legs FEEL stronger when I’m doing other stuff, but during this routine, the burn is always there, the fatigue convulsions are always there, the creeping nausea is there, the desire to quit is there. The panic when I realize I’m not even halfway done and Tony has that crazed, overeager smile on his face because he knows you’re being owned is still there. I can’t feel the progress!

Oh well. I’ve gone on too long about something I hate. When I first started P90X I thought Yoga X was the hardest routine. Now I believe Legs and Back is.

If you don’t believe me, go do 25 lunges and a wall squat for a minute and a half and get back to me.

P90X Phase 2

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Husband here:

The poor wiffy has been sick and ailing and also tied up in post-graduate schooling, thus she has been AWOL from the P90X world. She will resume after June 25th.

But back to me:
I’ve successfully completed Phase 1 of P90X and am beginning Phase 2. I haven’t had a chance to keep the throngs of unwashed blog followers up-to-date on my goings on, but trust that I will try to do better in the future.

For a brief update: I couldn’t sleep this morning due to work-related anxiety (yeah, the only people who don’t have this are either out of work ((which is un-work-related anxiety)) or sell guns or seeds), so I got up to do the uber-new Chest-Shoulders-Triceps routine. Holy Pectoralis Major was it a tough workout! If you want to feel better about your probably insecure professional life, just destroy yourself at 6 AM by doing crap like this:

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The wiffy and I took 30 day pics the other night as well as measured body fat. I’m not posting pics yet, but a couple of quantifiably good results — body fat reduced from 20% to 13% and pull-ups increased from 1 to a whopping, eye-popping 5. I got stronger and stretchier and more balanced in lots of other areas as well, but I won’t bore you with stats for the time being, but I can’t wait to see how things progress by day 90.

Keep your chin up and your loins covered and I’ll try to be better at this updating thing.

Core Synergistics and Ego Confusion

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Husband here:

Just when I was starting to brag to family and friends about the tremendous gains I was making with P90X; the second-naturedness of the program growing on me like a shadow; the warm familiarity of discovering routines that seemed like a long lost part of me reawakened in me to give birth to a new body — just when I was getting comfortable, then entered Core Synergistics. If you don’t know what Core Synergistics is, don’t worry, I didn’t either. It sounds like a Corporate Management Leadership program run amok. But it’s so much worse.

Take Yoga X, Ab Ripper X, Plyometrics, and add a dash of Back, Chest, and Leg exercises, and you have this unholy amalgamation of bodily confusion. None of the exercises contained therein should be *that* hard in isolation, but taken together, it’s a demoralizing romp through muscle endurance drudgery. OK, I lie, there’s one move that’s probably relatively difficult even when you’re not tired.

Behold, the Reach High and Under Push-up!

You know, this move might not be that hard if it wasn’t about 20 moves in and your arms weren’t already Jell-O and, oh, you’ve never tried it before, but given that it’s your first time, the move is a real soul crusher. I did manage a couple, but they were sad and wobbly, like my spirit.

This is the “recovery week” and I’ve already done this dispiriting set of crapsuckery and Yoga X. I’d hate to see “hell week”. In a way Core Synergistics may be the one routine that best embodies the most extreme parts of P90X, for better or worse. I’m glad it’s over…for now.

P90 Wretch

Monday, April 13th, 2009

Husband here… If you look closely, you may see a problem with my latest Legs and Back workout:

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That’s right, I hurled mid-Legs-and-Back on Sunday; this by virtue of the fact that I was up too late the night before drinking adult beverages. In P90X world, no slothful deed goes unpunished, and my Saturday night of excess was no exception. I was about halfway through my workout when an overwhelming nausea crept over me and was exacerbated by the smell of household cleaning products wafting in from the bathroom the missus was cleaning.

Ladies, if your hungover man is doing P90X, do NOT clean the toilets until AFTER he pukes into them. That’s just a courteous household tip that should spare the sanity of all involved.

Anyway, I did get through the workout (feeling like a dazed refugee), but I couldn’t do Abripper X, so that had to wait until tonight.

Tonight I finished Kenpo X and tacked on Ab Ripper… I almost kept up with the entire thing without pausing! I also tried pull-ups again afterwards for the heck of it and managed four! That’s up from one just three weeks ago.

I am now entering the rest week of P90X. That means mostly cardio training for the next week while my muscles rebuild from the three weeks of hardship I subjected them to. The cool thing is I get to do two new routines I haven’t tried yet — Cardio X and Core Synergistics X. The bad thing is I have to do Yoga X twice.

Wish me luck!

Stress Relief & Odd Similarities

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

Wife here… I have come to the conclusion that without some sort of stress relief, one may develop an evil twin or alternate ego. Reluctantly, I will say that P90X is a great stress reliever. Huh?!

Let me explain… stress from everyday things like a full-time job, going to class at night, being a wife, and so on and so on can cause me to get extremely emotionally delicate. (I could have a temper tantrum at any given second). I wasn’t always like this either… I used to feel like I handled stress pretty well. Not so much. Maybe I’m getting old (I turn 30 next month). Even though P90x is a resistance training workout program – stressful for your muscles, there’s nothing like finishing one of the workouts knowing that you’ve really pushed. I finished the Shoulders and Arms routine realizing that I’m going to need to go up in weight. Seriously after 3 weeks?! I love it!!!

The release for your muscles, catching your breath, and slowing your concentration leaves your mind feeling rested… Bye Bye Stress… at least for 24 hours until life resets.

On another note, I’ve decided that I think Chuck Norris and Tony Horton are related. They’re both in shape – bad asses looking for the greater good (p90x workouts and Walker Texas Ranger). I’ve squished them both together so you decide.

Hmmm... brothers?

Hmmm... brothers?

You Can Do Anything for 30 Seconds…

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

… or so says Tony Horton.  For 30 seconds you can hold your breath, stand on one leg, sing the last note to Don’t Cry, or even count to 30 if you’re feeling spry.

But tonight was Plyo, so I did a lot of jumping around, squatting, lunging, and scampering for 30 seconds at a time. I am always torn in describing Plyometrics. If you asked me how I like it when I’m doing it, I’d tell you I hate it. If you ask me an hour later, I’d tell you it’s a hard workout, but pretty fun. If you ask me a day later, I’ll tell you it’s an awesome workout, and like a woman who has given birth, I will have evidently forgotten all associated pain and will be willing to do it again.

Anyway, I’m in my 3rd week of P90X. Kind of weird that I won’t be doing the workout I did yesterday (Chest and Back) again until Week 9.  Oh, and just for kicks, I tried doing unassisted pull-ups tonight after my workout. I managed 3! 3 might not sound like a lot, but I could only do 1 when I started and I didn’t imagine I would be able to triple that in just two weeks.

For those of you who might be interested in seeing a Plyo workout in action, you can check out the following video. Note that this guy appears to have better form and speed in his routines than I do, but we have him beat in home decor. Also, check out around the 2:09 marker… the guy actually makes an “X” symbol at the camera. Is he taking it too seriously, or is Xing an inevitable side effect of the program?

The Great Time Sink of P90X

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Husband here:

P90X is a lifestyle change, plain and simple. If you do the program the way you’re supposed to do the program, you’re not going to have many other hobbies outside of work until after the 90 days. I have read dozens and dozens of reviews about this program, and most center on how much of an investment in time and energy the actual workouts are; what I’ve found is the nutrition program takes as much if not more time.

p90x-nutrition

I now have to think about every meal. Instead of skipping breakfast, I have to fix a nutritious one. I have to remember to pack snacks like peanuts (which I forgot today), fix big, hearty salads for lunch, and again, for dinner I have to prepare meats and veggies. TV Dinners are out. Box meals are out. Fast food is out. Whenever I have the opportunity to eat out and get a nice salad prepared FOR me, I now leap for joy. I’ve always eaten out for social reasons, laziness, or gluttony, now I enjoy eating out to get a salad I don’t have to fix myself. Almost sad, no?

The investment in time for both the workouts and the nutrition plan are nothing to sneeze at. Some people balk at the initial DVD costs of $120-$150. That expense is NOTHING. You’ll spend more on healthy food and setting aside time to go through the program than you’ll worry about how much money you paid for the DVDs, which in the end are a good value.

But yesterday forces beyond my control conspired against me, and I missed Kenpo X. Today was supposed to be my rest day, so I did Kenpo X today and I even ran a mile and a half afterwards. After that, I prepared some salmon, rice, and asparagus. And now it’s almost bed time. See what I mean? No time for hobbies, barely time for a blog update.

Afterthought

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

I hate Yoga X. Its the most boring, tortuous thing I’ve ever experienced. If you are a extrovert it will drive you insane.

Love,
the wife

12 Days In

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Wife here…

I just finished my workout for today – the second installment of the Legs & Back routine. Its amazing how quickly your body responds to this system from everything from Chest & Back to Ab Ripper X. When I first started I could only do about 1/2 of the Ab Ripper sequence – now I can do all of the moves except for the V-Rollups the entire 25 reps. Its only been 12 days! Amazing!

Last week, I could only do 1/2 of the leg exercises before my right quad and ham would give-out. This week I did 3/4 of them. I see improvement! I also lost 3lbs last week – not really on purpose.

The nutrition part is difficult because I don’t seem to eat enough calories. To be honest – that might be the hardest part of the entire program.

Just to help you out – we’ve found a really awesome, free worksheet a guy named Damon did and posted the link on the right. Many people construct elaborate excel sheets and then require you to purchase them – not worth it. This one rocks – definitely check it out!

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EDIT by Husband: 05/19/2009: The link to the spreadsheet my wife mentions has stopped working, so we updated the link to one that does work. Here’s a review of the aforementioned spreadsheet.

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FYI – purchase the adjustable dumbbells that my husband talked about earlier. Your body will adjust to the exercises so quickly that making sure you “feel the burn” that Tony requires means spending a ton of money on additional weights. If you have limited space like we do, the adjustable dumbbells make the best sense – space and practicality-wise. They are a little more expensive on the front end – but if you’re committed to doing this stuff – then you know its only a drop in the bucket when it comes to changing your lifestyle!